Below you should find a quiz that every American expat wannabe to Mexico by Mexican law required to take. This will help you determine, whether moving to Mexico to spend the rest of your life here is right for you. It should be the basis whether Mexico issues you carry a visa or a step on Mexican soil.
1) The following will get you screaming to the nearest taxi on the way to the airport, back for an emergency airlift to the U.S.:
a. Large flocks of mountain dog poop on the sidewalks.
b. Pickup trucks parked in front of butchers slaughtered with some bloody meat in the back.
c. Men, women and children by the snout of a pig on a flour or corn tortilla, by consuming them, and then she loud while smacking and squishing sounds.
d. All of the above.
2) In the following, you will encourage flapping your arms like a mad windmill, cursing wildly, Mexicans and Lectures in English (they) probably could not understand:
a. Do you see a Mexican mother her child is a taco for breakfast rather than Special K cereal with skim milk.
b. See Mexicans eat a Styrofoam plate filled with fried beans, topped with chilli virulent to and chips morning, noon and night.
c. Witnesses of the rolling corn-on-the-Cob Cottage FULL FAT plenty of women slathering mayonnaise on corn and then stuffed it in her mouth a 2-year-old.
d. None of the above, since you come from America, where more than 67% of the population fatter than pigs and so what the hell do you know about good nutrition is anyway!
3) You can tolerate without the following large quantities of sedatives or open prescribe Prozac:
a. Invisible marching drummers and trumpet bands that can be heard every night starting at 7:30 in the clock, play the same ugly, repetitive melody from another dimension, the bleeding is finished in your reality (they hear, but they can be seen that before!).
b. Warfare-grade explosives in during the day rattle or offset of the night for the emergence of a fiesta, the windows, cause pictures to fall off the walls and jar you senseless.
c. Banshee screams Men through the streets as soon as it is day, shouting the words "gas" and "water".
d. The barking dogs, crowing roosters, quacking ducks and geese, screeching parrots, honking alarm systems, all will go off simultaneously outside your bedroom window at all possible hours of the day or the Night.
4) You will find the following exciting events:
a. Stores that never open (always) to their posted hours.
b. Stores that have never and never after hours.
c. Stores result is that only a particular item once a year or never again as long as you both shall live.
d. shops that play wild music so loud that when your wife asks you of something that is seen moving his lips, but heard nothing coming out.
5) You want to go Mexico is moving because:
a. You want in an established American expat community living, where Mexicans like slaves to wait on you hand and foot for the rest of your life.
b. You want to help other Americanized Mexican city, with all your American pathologies and the city as a Mexican unrecognizable.
c. You are on the run from the law in more than one country for tax evasion.
d. You want to help the prices of real estate, until no live Mexicans have ever lived or could afford to live in their own town.
Please answer all these questions as honestly as possible and forward it to the President of the Republic of Mexico (whoever that turns out to be) in the supply of Mexico City, Mexico.
Their export depends on it!
tm
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This post was written by whatever on July 25, 2008
